I didn't come here with the intention of helping people. The only thing on my mind was getting away from my parents. So I left. I hitched a ride on a cerullian cruiser, (all that damn blue gave me the worst headache) and got them to drop me off here, on earth.
For a while, I just wandered around. That is until I met Christopher Davidson, millionaire and madman together in one sexy package. Everything was fine for awhile. If it wasn't for the fact that he caught me literally rearranging his garden, I probably could have lived with him in ignorant bliss forever. However, his offer to have us work together to take over the world kind of put a damper on things. It seems good old Chris had a whole reverse Batman thing going on. Now he's broke and busted, not to be trusted, and me? Well, he tied up all his money in an extremely tight trust fund for our daughter that leaves me struggling.
So when Leroy caught me reviving the half dead plant in my boss's office, he asked me did I want to work with him as a superhero.
All he had to tell me is that the city paid big bucks to keep the bad guys off their back and I was all for it.
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